Wheat, white, rye, slice, bun, ciabatta, mustard, mayonnaise, peanut butter, turkey, eggs, roast beef, hamburger, prosciutto, sausage, lettuce, banana peppers, jalapeños, red bell peppers, red onions, yellow onions, provolone, Swiss, mozzarella, Cheddar, hot, cold, microwave, oven, toaster, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, paper plate, dinner plate, now, later, alone, with family, with friends, at the kitchen table, in the car, at the computer, on the couch, movie, video game, ABC, Fox, ESPN, Starz, CNN, news, reality, documentary, sports, action, talk, drama, sitcom, live, scripted, crime, family, conspiracy, legal, medical, rerun, new, classic.

Public school, home school, private school, good grades, bad grades, athlete, nerd, popular, unpopular, uninterested, uninteresting, graduate, drop out, summer job, community college, state college, private college, no college, date, marry, live together, two children, five children, no children, road worker, teacher, doctor, musician, politician, computer hardware engineer, computer software engineer, Linux, Unix, Windows, C, C++, C#, .NET, ASP, PHP, ColdFusion, Java, JavaScript, HTML, CSS, AJAX, dynamic, static, MySQL, MS SQL, Oracle, open-source, proprietary, usable, functional, stable, innovative, timely, freelancer, employee, entrepreneur, buy, rent, save, spend, invest, 401(k), college fund, diversify, concentrate, retire early, retire late, plan for the future, live for today, work for the weekend, work on the weekend.

Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Jew, Baha’i, Rastafarian, animist, pantheist, atheist, Universalist, Shintoist, Christian, Mormon, Jehovah’s Witness, Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican, Protestant, Pope, pastor, elder, Lutheran, Pentecostal, Methodist, Presbyterian, Wesleyan, nondenominational, Evangelical Free, Baptist, Mennonite, Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday, morning, evening, living room, basement, movie theater, building, complex, stadium, suits, khakis, jeans, T-shirts, traditional, modern, emerging, multinational, progressive, organs, pianos, choirs, acoustic guitars, electric guitars, fast, slow, old, new, unison, parts, pulpit, stage, sound board, wireless, wired, lapel microphone, low-profile headset microphone, fixed-position microphone, overhead projector, handout notes, PowerPoint, Bible, KJV, NKJV, NIV, TNIV, NASB, ESV, anecdotes, expository, topical, passage, individual verses, life improvement, theological truth, cultural relevance, exegesis, eisegesis, Old Testament, New Testament, original Greek, original Hebrew, gospels, gospel, Prison Epistles, prophecy, Proverbs, patriarchs, apostles, Holy Spirit, capitalist Jesus, buddy Jesus, coloring book Jesus, indignant Jesus, American Jesus, manly Jesus, morality Jesus, fuzzy flannelgraph Jesus, happy Jesus, hippie Jesus, holy Jesus, hard Jesus, easy Jesus, lumberjack Jesus, rich Jesus, blank-slate Jesus, dead Jesus, resurrected Jesus, ascended Jesus, substitutionary atonement, satisfactory atonement, ransom atonement, penal atonement, moral influence atonement, good works, faith alone, institutional salvation, personal salvation, cultural salvation, baptismal salvation, sprinkling baptism, full-immersion baptism, no baptism, amillennialist, premillennialist, postmillennialist, Arminian, Calvinist, four-point, five-point, reformed, sovereign God, distant God, involved God, incomprehensible God, limited God, creative God, omnipotent God, loving God, angry God, annihilationism, conditional immortality, universal reconciliation, special salvation, personal evangelism, street evangelism, tract evangelism, friendship evangelism, awkward evangelism, guilt evangelism, no evangelism, orthodoxy, orthopraxy, knowing, doing.

So many choices.

(What is truth?)